Bribery for Porpoisemonkey's Summer Challenge

     As some of you may know (most likely you have no clue who we are, but if you do, hello there; if you don't, I'll say the same thing, but now it will have a creepier connotation to it :) ), Porpoisemonkey challenged himself to achieve an ambitious goal by the end of August. More specifically, he claimed that he could watch 250 (not a typo, there) full movies and offer an insight review for each and everyone of them by the end of August. Given that he's had trouble maintaining any sort of regular posting habit, blog/video segment or any sort of achievement pertaining to  Filmed2Death, Gamed2Death or any of our media outlets, I simply couldn't look upon this proposal with any sort of notable respect (have I ever openly announced any sort of respect for Porpoisemonkey's self-initiated challenges? No? Just making sure), and therefore, decided to throw in a factor of persuasion.
     Basically, I told him that if he could actually do what he said out to do by the given date, in all fairness and honesty, I would pay him 5$. I know it's a bribe; don't care what you think about it, it's already done. So that's what he'll be doing for the next three months. Of course, we'll be distracting him whenever possible with other intriguing offers, whether or not those relate in anyway to either of our blogs or Youtube enterprise, so don't fall under the false impression that I just trashed five dollars. Even if I did, remember, this was for you people, so you could finally have access to satisfactory activity on this blog. The only thing that would surpass the amount of posts Porpoisemonkey's promised to make in the next three months (which, to put into a relative perspective, is a greater number of posts than we attended to producing on Gamed2Death in the entirety of 2011 and 2012 combined ), would be if he finally took the freakin' time to roll of of his couch and give me and Anglerbe admin rights so we could make this place look halfway decent. Well, that's all for now, thanks for your time! Please feel free to comment and subscribe to us on Youtube! Or at least pressure Porpoisemonkey into making me an admin. Thanks! Or not, if you didn't actually read all of this.

Edit: Porpoisemonkey just enlightened me upon the fact that I've actually known his password for about six months now, meaning I could have made myself an admin. Oh well, I already wrote all this, no point in hitting backspace really.