Mabye a little unsanitary but everyone knows that taking a shower leaves you vulnerable to getting killed by an insane murderer
9. Being nice
whether it is helping people with thier wounds, or letting some of the last survivors of the zombie apocalypse share your supplies you will die soon unless you are nice
8. Not noticing how quiet it is
Just forget how quiet it is and keep walking
7. Looking behind you
Just check your back every once in awhile is that too much to ask?
6. Staying away from children
No matter who they are the second they end up at your bedroom door with a cleaver you might wanna run
5. Not tripping
Keeping in balance is key if you are being chased
4. Not making out
You have heard it before but i mean it. Nothing gets teenagers hornier than a killer roaming the area but keep it in your pants until after the killer is gone.
3. Make yourself an important character
Don't be a side character, be the main character if possible (Try not to be a minority)
2. Don't look for what is trying to kill you
It can come down to following something that you find suspicious or researching the history of the house you live in but either way it is bad. you should just try not to let your mind wander. (For example don't do anything that the movie "The Ring" Has taught you.)
1. Not Wander Off
If you want to die then go ahead and go wherever but to survive you must always stay in a large group.
Now that you have your tips you are ready to survive the attack of the serial killer who is trying to hunt you and your loved ones down
Happy Halloween!
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